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Goodbye to all you failures, this blog is dead from this moment on. I just have to write this entry as the last e-zine assignment. By the way, cheese is a figment of your imagination and Bill Gates is the one true god. (Hey, he’s got a lot of money…) Don’t shop at Wal-mart, as it is the 5th plague of Egypt. The universe has one purpose, and that is to sit there and do nothing for billions of years. The universe is the ultimate laziness and nothing can compare to it, not even fat people who sit on the couch all day and have their food and drinks dumped by the couch, and hire people to lift their arms and curl their fingers so they can eat and drink. Donuts are actually WMDs, and if Bush really wanted to find nukes, he would have searched Krispy Kreme. (This is classified information, so Don’t Tell Anyone.)

Dog barks, glass shatters, and Wulfspade Ace is seen unconscious with a large German Shepherd standing on his stomach and barking furiously at a cat, which is clinging to the ceiling and yowling its head off. This blog entry probably beats all my others for pure randomness.